Confess online!

7:24pm, 15th September 2003

Today’s modern sinner leads a non-stop lifestyle, packing more sins into less time. After all that evil, who has time to go to church? What’s a sinner to do? Introducing the Online Confession Box.

  • No more time consuming trudges down to Church on a rainy Sunday morning (save your shoe leather!).
  • No more waiting in line while the priest has his fag break (save your lungs!).
  • No more police raids when “confidential” turns out not to be (save your account books!).

This service is totally free, so hurry up and confess today! Go on! Your sins won’t confess themselves!

Comments

  1. dave said at 6:12pm on the 4th of November, 2003:

    http://grouphug.us/ :)


  2. johnny knoxville said at 11:43am on the 7th of November, 2003:

    i keep feeling the need to put my life in danger.


  3. Kim said at 5:41am on the 29th of October, 2004:

    Keep the loard in your heart always


  4. Nickie said at 5:51am on the 29th of October, 2004:

    Why cant we all get along. No more people starving. No more people in pain. NO more people in suffering. Tax the rich not the middle class or the poor. No more lies. One last thing there shouldnt be any good reason for cruelity.

    Amen


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