Widget greatest invention in last 40 years

7:53pm, 10th November 2003

The mirror claims the widget is the greatest invention in the last 40 years. That’s kind of bleak, so here’s the trivia: I’m told it was invented by my… uh… let me think… first cousin once removed. Dad’s dad’s brother’s son.

- So what does that make us?

- Absolutely nothing!


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