Frijj Raspberry Doh’nut flavour milkshakes are disgusting
2:15pm, 21st November 2003
See title. Yuck. It’s a Simpsons tie-in, which should’ve set alarm bells ringing. This is the TV show that gave us vaseline on toast, Krusty burgers, America Balls, Tom Collins Pot Pie, Skittlebrau, Ox Testicle, and Space Age Out Of This World Moon Waffles.
Some foods are perfectly delicious when served alone, but mutate into dry-wretch inducing horrorfood when combined: steak croutons in coffee, salt & pepper ice cream, fizzy ketchup juice, and so on. Other foods only work in a certain physical state; nobody drinks pork chops, nobody chews gravy. And nobody should drink raspberry donuts.
The Snackspot initial sighting review is accurate in saying there is a “fairly strong Angel Delight feel to the drink”, but again, Angel Delight is to be eaten, not drunk, though that’s a close call. The raspberry flavour is there, but so is the lardy-donut taste. I repeat: lard is not nice to drink.
It was 44p from Londis, which is cheap, but you can get a bag of 5 donuts from Tesco round the corner for 59p and stick them in a blender if you like this kind of suffering.
The bottle has a picture of Homer on it, grimacing in pain, after dropping a donut and having it replaced with the liquid edition. Ugh. It’s nasty, it really is.

The doh’nut frijj mikshaes are yakky but the new krusty bannoffee pie one is delicious!!
Ewww! Banoffee pie i8s not delicious, i mean i love Frijj milkshake but only Chocolate flavour!
All weird flavours are Mank! Try the white chocolate one its like melted milky bar! MMMM!
fridge makes you smooth… thats all you need to know.
buzzin.
whats wrong with you people.caz you only like choclate shake? keep to the cheap shakes loser. infact you are all losers ever heard of variety. no one forces you to buy them or drink them you should all buy the express shakes because they have no taste like you guys apart from chris
WRONG!! Frijj Raspberry Doh’nut is just YUM you all suck