Comments on: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: The review

By: James

James — Mon, 19 Jan 2004 03:15:56 +0000

I was thinking more along the lines of:

http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/sf/laith.htm

By: dave

dave — Sat, 17 Jan 2004 14:04:29 +0000

seen starship trooper yes? brain eater = http://www.poster.net/starship-troopers/starship-troopers-big-brain-bug-captured-3700149.jpg

By: Liv

Liv — Mon, 22 Dec 2003 15:42:05 +0000

Hehe, there were so many gay moments with the hobbits, with Sam standing over frodo after the orcs took him away and Frodo was nekkid… I was waiting for them to start somthing :)

Also - at the end when they’re all jumping on Frodo’s bed I expected them to strip and have a pillow fight - but I’m wierd.

Favourite lines:

‘What’s this stuff? It’s so sticky!’
and…

‘The shiny shirt is mine!’

All in all, great film - but James - have you seen the extended version of the Two towers - there’s a cool scene where Merry and Pippin find a load of pipe weed and food and feast :D

By: dave

dave — Sun, 21 Dec 2003 07:44:39 +0000

First, lol at the trolls you’re collecting :) Second, DUDE, you didnt see this with lsd! He’s a cunt, he kept leaning over and making gay jokes at the hobbits. You’ll recall the hearty laughs of seeing Battle Royale for the first time, and when in the nth ending scene Frodo says ‘There’s one last thing I must give you’ and Andy whispers ‘THE MONEY SHOT’, you can imagine how hard I had to supress my natural urges. Oh my!

By: James

James — Fri, 19 Dec 2003 09:06:15 +0000

> Boy lack of imagination and short attention spans are becoming
> the true plagues of america and it’s inhabitants.

Oh man.

By: Of darkmatter

Of darkmatter — Fri, 19 Dec 2003 03:00:56 +0000

If you honestly believe that pirates was the best movie of the year? Boy lack of imagination and short attention spans are becoming the true plagues of america and it’s inhabitants. Pirates had a weak and fairly predictable storyline, it was a decent movie to watch as it didn’t really require any real thinking or any real attention, but it was no return of the king not even close. By the way did you forget the retarded corset joke in pirates?? How could you even say anything about Gimli with such hilarious dialogue like that being used.

By: James

James — Thu, 18 Dec 2003 06:11:38 +0000

Ah don’t worry, there is *some* palantir stuff. Just not much :(

By: Liv

Liv — Thu, 18 Dec 2003 03:30:15 +0000

Ugh - no palantir stuff?

*sulks*

I haven’t seen it yet so I shouldn’t really have read this, but seeing as I know what’s going to happen anyway I don’t think it matters!

Also - Pirates of the Carribean was amazing - I came out of the cinema jumping up and down and pretending to sword-fight!