The godlike shadow cast across the net by Tim Bray once again tempts us cruelly:

“Er, your legal department blog is open to the public.”

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A couple of details in the narrative have been changed to protect the guilty, but if I told you what went between legal. and .com you’d gasp.

Obviously he can’t reveal the details until after the company’s demise. Since that might be a long time, anyone who wants to know is therefore forced to work towards the downfall of the entire global economy in order to topple the offending company, and release ur-Tim from his discretion-induced silence.