Barbarian hordes swarming M14
11:19pm, 7th February 2004
This dodgy MSN page lets you see some crime stats for your postcode. Hmm. Local robbery rate is 1000% above the national average. Lovely. Only 350% more burglaries than normal though!
I suggest a local crackdown on unlocked footlockers.
“There are sites within the neighbourhood of this postcode which are licensed by the Environment Agency for the storage or use of radioactive substances”. The WilCave strikes again.