Brain implants. Seems like non-quadriplegic people would have a good use for these too. Imagine being able to turn off your bedside alarm with a mere thought, rather than the impossible strain of reaching across with your real arm.

Panorama: Your child’s been stabbed is a title you might remember Troy McClure from. I’m less worried about knives than about sentences like this:

Another girls in the group called Sofia, said: “They might think oh, I’m might not going to use it. Well, most people wouldn’t really care to use it, cos it’s like it wouldn’t make them feel guilty or nothing.

That’s just horrific.