DeLorean dies 8 years early.

Police complain about there being too many murders, as if it’s someone else’s job to put a stop to that.

Government of Sudan concerned about its reputation amongst idiots

Greatest ever use of phrase ‘bone-eating zombie worms’ in a serious article

“There are over 600 known billionaires in the world and probably twice as many as that who keep their names quiet.”

In Soviet Antarctica, you sink icebergs.

Study finds people talk about stuff that doesn’t matter, buy shit they don’t need.

Consumers literally driven into a seething crushing frenzy by low prices.

I want the version that autotags recognised objects with Googled data.

Oh my Jesus! I’m doing a course featuring the work of a German mathematician called Dr. Killing.

Defending yourself is OK after all. But we still can’t set traps for burglars? WTF am I supposed to do with this mechanical engineering textbook?

Self defence with a walking stick. This is the best thing evar.

Hilarity: The swedish for pirating software is Piratkopiering

Neocon joke of the day: What do you call someone informed by the UN? UN-informed.

A rainproof camera! Why on earth aren’t they selling it in the UK?

“Do not eat iPod shuffle.”