Aliens vs. Titanic
10:29pm, 1st February 2005
I quote from the original script by James Cameron:
- What was that, Mr. Murdoch?
- An iceberg, sir.
- Well that’s great, that’s just fuckin’ great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We’re in some real pretty shit now man… That’s it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
- Will the lifeboats be seated according to class? I hope they’re not too crowded. How long after we’re declared overdue can we expect a rescue?
- Seventeen days.
- Seventeen days? Hey man, I don’t wanna rain on your parade, but we’re not gonna last seventeen hours! The water’s gonna come in here just like it did before. And it’s gonna come in here…
- Mother!
- … and it’s gonna come in here AND IT’S GONNA KILL US!
- I don’t understand a one of you. What’s the matter with you? It’s your men back there! We got plenty a’ room for more.
- Hey! I know we’re all in strung out shape but stay frosty and alert. We can’t afford to let one of those bastards in here.
- You see? Is my destinio!! Like I told you. I go to l’America!!
- Just tell me one thing, Fabrizio. You’re going out there to destroy them, right? Not to study. Not to bring back. But to wipe them out.
- What made you think you could put your hands on my fiancee?! Look at me, you filth! What did you think you were doing?! Get away from her, you bitch!
- [Sees metal rivets popping out]
- They’re coming outta the walls. They’re coming outta the goddamn walls. We’re fucked!
- [Lifeboats drop]
- We’re on an express elevator to hell - going down!
Credits
Matti thought of the title.

dude, the sooner I buy a fat ass dual G5 beast and sort out dvd rip-mix-burn’age, the sooner we can post this for real :) awesome!