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Last Update: 9:48PM, 8th November 2009

You might find me on ICQ/MSN/Google Talk, but then again, you might not. I'm a notorious recluse.
Letters, physical abuse, mailbombs and the proverbial 19 cubic metres of lead can be sent to the address found in this domain's WHOIS.
Security
My PGP public key has ID 0x6244D732 and fingerprint F638 FF86 258F 1055 532D 604E 0B87 493B 6244 D732. It was generated on 2007-07-06 and is set to expire on 2009-07-05. The key is available from all good keyservers, and also here:
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If you sign my key, you can then re-upload it to a keyserver to help propagate your signature and build our web of trust. You could mail me your signature too if you're extra kind.
And remember, if your communication is important, use the subject line "I want to kill the president!" to have it archived by the folks at the US Secret Service.