Microsoft’s new anti-Linux site seems to be written by refugees from The Onion:

Google Sky is not as browsable as plain old Earth unless you’re familiar with the night sky already. I tried zooming into Sheliak, also known as Beta Lyrae, and didn’t find much extra info on this famous “contact binary” star.

At least it didn’t crash hard like the previous state-of-the-art Beta Lyrae viewer:

Related: An incredible disassembly, exposition, and reconstruction of the original Frontier: Elite 2 galaxy-generating source code!