Oneliners

Oneliners are a type of very short post. They are aggregated here as a linkblog (but not all oneliners are links). The permalink and the ability to comment can be found in parentheses.

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C64 games on Wii Virtual Console. The “abandonware” excuse will become harder to defend.

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The new EOS 450D only supports SD cards. Is this the beginning of the end for CompactFlash?

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Microsoft+Yahoo: The AOL+Time Warner of the 2000s IMHO.

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The Ugly Truth About Anonymity Online: “Hint: if you see a van with several antennas arranged in some geometric pattern on the roof, that would not be a positive development.”

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HOWTO make money from Free software: be MySQL and sell yourself to Sun for a cool billion.

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Gizmodo on what’s coming at Macworld 2008: “…it may be some kind of magic tablet…”

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Stir-fried Wikipedia. The future of the world is translation problems.

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How to Create a Sexy Pop Star: making music when you can’t play, write, or sing.

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Software Carpentry: an amazing-looking crash-course in hands-on geekery.

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And more than 3 days later, my Wordpress theme is out.

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Mind the Gap: an essay by Paul Graham on wealth, riches, poverty, and why income inequality might not be so bad (cf.)

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Never heard of hapax legomenon before. Probably never will again.

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The Hutter Prize: compress Wikipedia for fun and €50,000.

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The oneliners tag is now special. It looks like a linkblog to me.

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Super Stardust HD. Retro-remakes forever!

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Ultimate geek-lifestyle power tip: sign your new credit cards with a CD labelling marker pen, for superior legibility and +2 hax0r points.

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What is the canonical spelling of canonicalize?

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The latest best things ever: steampunk keyboard, steampunk monitor.

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The phrase “gr9 m9″ does not appear in Google anywhere. WHAT?

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Reading twitter’s startup pages. What a delicious waste of time this looks. And I had the same idea about 3 years ago, dammit.

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AWESOMAZIN narrated animation of a cell’s internal workings (via MeFi).

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A test link to a test website.

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Oh my Jesus! I’m doing a course featuring the work of a German mathematician called Dr. Killing.

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Defending yourself is OK after all. But we still can’t set traps for burglars? WTF am I supposed to do with this mechanical engineering textbook?

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Self defence with a walking stick. This is the best thing evar.

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Hilarity: The swedish for pirating software is Piratkopiering

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Neocon joke of the day: What do you call someone informed by the UN? UN-informed.

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Rapist on the loose. An interesting new way to deal with pedophiles. Let them loose, publicise their picture, and see who gets them first. You humans are psychotic.

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Classic lecturer quote: It’s unfair to use the word simple for simple groups, because in fact they are extraordinarily complicated.

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253 - The Novel. I love the fact that there are other people around who do this kind of thing so I don’t have to.

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Oops

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Today I had the lecture on which Greg Egan’s Diaspora seems to be based!

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Bush opponents literally killing themselves. Maybe Bush won in 2004 because too many Democrats killed themselves after 2000

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I imagine I’m late to the party, but Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, the book, is quite good.

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I would just like to say that Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable is every bit as great as people say.

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Heard: “Anchorman? Some kind of superhero?”

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5941187/ There’s something about autonomous flesh digesting robots that seems like a bad idea…

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http://james.lab6.com/2004/zoo/ Horrifying zoo sign

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Alien vs. Predator was much better than I expected!

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http://www.wired.com/news/digiwood/0,1412,64638,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_2 The nature of the gaming timesink becomes clear

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Babylon 5 Series 2 is UKP30 cheaper at WH Smiths than HMV.

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France celebrates 60 years of peace - “Surface-to-air missiles have already been installed along the coastline.”

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Advert on bus: “Volunteers wanted for wound healing experiment”

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Why is Wicca a compact religion? Because every open coven has a finite subcoven. BA-DAH-BOOM-CHEE!

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Performance related pay for teachers. “But what about the bad teachers?!”

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Amazon has tons of books but hardly any hardbacks.

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Eek. I made a ‘media’ category.

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Mitch and Dane - Gloria.sid. So much tune in only 8Kb.

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Number Theory Tools 1.1 for your number theorising pleasure. Lets you check whether you have an efficient number of fingers or not.

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Yahoo search now has a cache link. Will they beat Google to offering this as a paid remote backup service?

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There are so many of us, but they are so rich.

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Religious studies to cover atheism. Marvellous. We’ll corner the beast sooner or later.

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The Marmite FAQ. “The breweries pay Marmite to remove the yeast from their factories.”

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“Watch out! Bad things can happen on Friday 13th.”

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World’s first realistic flash animation. Its offensive start is thoroughly explained (via b3ta)

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MP to meet minister over cocklers. Why did I read “MP to meet minister of overclockers”?

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CSS visited pages disclosure. Just thought this one up myself; glad to see it’s known.

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An Eccles classic: “You see, the university has removed most of the blackboards, and the ones left are only two dimensional.”

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House full of eBay junk. A not-so-funny OCD tale (via BoingBoing)

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Ultimate BTTF tie-in merchandise: flux capacitor y-fronts!

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Ironic typo of the week comes from Coding Theory: ‘Error-correcting cod’

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Did anybody else think the music in Pirates of the Caribbean was a mixture of the themes from The Rock, and The Settlers?

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I have a pencil sharpener made by RAPESCO. I tried to comply, but the site is being DDoS’d.

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100 things to do instead of “it”. Funny how “talk” is number 56… (via BoingBoing)

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Hybrid song. The Amiga invented dance music, I’m telling you…

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Elwood scene mp3s! “Past and Present” is the best

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Final test…

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This blog will now degenerate into an indiscriminate linkdump.

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Testing testing testing.

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